The prequel to The Lord of the Ring trilogy....
So the book The Fellowship of the Ring is 398 pages long. The book The Two Towers is 327 pages and the book Return of the King is 412 pages long. Each of these books were adapted into an award winning film of some length --178 minutes, 179 minutes, and 201 minutes respectively.
Having presented this information, please explain, why the book The Hobbit, that is only 310 pages long was adapted into 169 minute picture that only covered the first third of the book?
That's right ***spoiler alert*** there are going to be two more. The Hobbit: The Quest for More Money and The Hobbit: Enough Already!
Although the special effects are spectacular the movie itself presents the audience with about 30 minutes of information divided up by 139 minutes worth of battles and landscapes.
For those that are devout fans of the epic stories it is a must see, but for those that are barely enthusiasts. Ehhh.
** 3/4 Rentable
Rated PG-13 (for intense violence and frightening images)
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Hitchcock
Alfred Hitchcock searches for his next project. Upon deciding on a horror film, the studio's quickly turn their back on him, leaving him to produce the picture all on his own. The stress of the project not only threatens his career but also his marriage. Determined to prove everyone wrong and see his movie through it's a wonder he didn't go Psycho.
So much fun! Anyone that has seen a Hitchcock film will appreciate this picture. It was creative, crafty, and offered up great homage to the greatest movie of Hitchcock's illustrious career.
Helen Mirren is absolutely amazing as Mrs. Hitchcock, Alma Reville and somewhat overshadows Anthony Hopkins who still gives a spectacular performance.
**** Oscar Worthy
Rated PG-13 (for language, sexual content, and violent images)
So much fun! Anyone that has seen a Hitchcock film will appreciate this picture. It was creative, crafty, and offered up great homage to the greatest movie of Hitchcock's illustrious career.
Helen Mirren is absolutely amazing as Mrs. Hitchcock, Alma Reville and somewhat overshadows Anthony Hopkins who still gives a spectacular performance.
**** Oscar Worthy
Rated PG-13 (for language, sexual content, and violent images)
Silver Linings Playbook
A man that has been imprisoned for beating up his wife's lover is released from a mental institute into the custody of his parents. His delusional efforts to win back his estranged wife lead him to meet Tiffany, a woman with emotional troubles of her own.
An unexpected delight. Very sundancesque in that this is a total character piece. Slow at times and very methodical the story gently unfolds the crazy in everyone on screen.
Fun dialogue and odd ball characters help create this uncomfortable world that everyone hears about but is rarely witnessed.
*** Must See
Rated R (for language and brief nudity)
An unexpected delight. Very sundancesque in that this is a total character piece. Slow at times and very methodical the story gently unfolds the crazy in everyone on screen.
Fun dialogue and odd ball characters help create this uncomfortable world that everyone hears about but is rarely witnessed.
*** Must See
Rated R (for language and brief nudity)
Rise of the Guardians
Legends unite to protect the children of the world from Pitch, an evil nightmare that hopes to rule the world by keeping children from dreaming and believing.
This was a very creative and clever twist on traditional legendary characters. Santa Claus is a Russian mafioso type, while the Easter Bunny is a rugged Aussie.
They dispose of very time honored myths as well, i.e. the elves are pretty much useless and it is the yetis that do all of the actual toy making and the tooth fairy has an army of little pixies that do her collecting.
It also introduces old characters that children today may have never heard of. The villain is done very well and is extremely creepy.
Again a very refreshing take on our classic holiday hero's, nevertheless, as inventive as this film is it goes on for about 45 minutes too long. The story dwindles towards the end and most of the audience could be seen checking their watches.
** 1/2 Rentable
Rated PG (thematic elements)
This was a very creative and clever twist on traditional legendary characters. Santa Claus is a Russian mafioso type, while the Easter Bunny is a rugged Aussie.
They dispose of very time honored myths as well, i.e. the elves are pretty much useless and it is the yetis that do all of the actual toy making and the tooth fairy has an army of little pixies that do her collecting.
It also introduces old characters that children today may have never heard of. The villain is done very well and is extremely creepy.
Again a very refreshing take on our classic holiday hero's, nevertheless, as inventive as this film is it goes on for about 45 minutes too long. The story dwindles towards the end and most of the audience could be seen checking their watches.
** 1/2 Rentable
Rated PG (thematic elements)
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Lincoln
President Abraham Lincoln has just been re-elected to a second term. As the death toll of the Civil War continues to climb, he faces yet another seemingly impossible challenge, to pass the 13th Amendment to the Constitution.
I must admit I was somewhat surprised by this movie. I went in expecting a Braveheart type epic film depicting the life and presidency of the 16th President of the United States and was capriciously presented with something more along the lines of Mr. Smith goes to Washington.
This movie was adapted from the book, Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln and covers the last four months of his life. Having never read the book myself, I assume it is a decent adaptation, however along those lines, the movie may have been more appropriately titled "The 13th Amendment" as it covers more of what was going on in congress than the history and life of 'Honest Abe'.
Nevertheless, the movie was brilliantly cast, superbly acted, and surprisingly comical, showing, how then, as it is now, it's almost impossible to get congress to agree to anything and the fact that we somehow manage to create new laws is a miracle in and of itself. Also its interesting how perhaps with all the current worries of the media and the need to be "politically correct" congress has taken a step backwards -- the scenes, during sessions in which the congressmen insult each other and call each other names, are particularly funny and delightfully satisfying.
Certain to be nominated for several academy awards, although unexpected and perhaps mistitled, very well done.
**** Oscar Worthy
Rated PG-13 (for violence and language)
I must admit I was somewhat surprised by this movie. I went in expecting a Braveheart type epic film depicting the life and presidency of the 16th President of the United States and was capriciously presented with something more along the lines of Mr. Smith goes to Washington.
This movie was adapted from the book, Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln and covers the last four months of his life. Having never read the book myself, I assume it is a decent adaptation, however along those lines, the movie may have been more appropriately titled "The 13th Amendment" as it covers more of what was going on in congress than the history and life of 'Honest Abe'.
Nevertheless, the movie was brilliantly cast, superbly acted, and surprisingly comical, showing, how then, as it is now, it's almost impossible to get congress to agree to anything and the fact that we somehow manage to create new laws is a miracle in and of itself. Also its interesting how perhaps with all the current worries of the media and the need to be "politically correct" congress has taken a step backwards -- the scenes, during sessions in which the congressmen insult each other and call each other names, are particularly funny and delightfully satisfying.
Certain to be nominated for several academy awards, although unexpected and perhaps mistitled, very well done.
**** Oscar Worthy
Rated PG-13 (for violence and language)
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Wreck-It Ralph
This is definitely an enjoyable movie. The first third is very engaging and clever, as the inside world of video games and the corresponding rules are set up. There's lots of fun cameos and nods to classic video games, from the 80's to today. The varying video game worlds are beautifully realized. The use of well planned 8-bit animation and top notch 3D animation are cleverly mixed throughout the entire movie, subtly reminding you that you are in a video game. This ended up being needed because of the lack of time we get to spend in different video game worlds. Most of the film is spent in a Candy-land type racing game. Although that world is beautifully designed and well thought out, I found myself wanting Ralph to explore more of the different video game worlds. Overall it's entertaining, clever and heartwarming enough to keep you rooting for the characters throughout. Although, Mandy is right, there is a surprising amount of crude humor for a Disney animated feature.
Worth a trip to the theater, *** out of 4.
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Skyfall
When a mission goes horribly wrong and 007 is presumed dead by all, MI6 is violently attacked forcing M to relocate the entire secret service underground.
Welcome back Bond. Although this story is weak and the plot line muddled up a bit in unwarranted sentimentality, this film has most certainly presented itself as a gateway to the old 007 formula. The movie as a whole, however is so so and the length is questionable, nevertheless there are several moments that are great fun and remind us all why we flock to the theatre each November.
Much homage is paid to the old films throughout this one so keep your eyes pealed. It seems as though the antiquated cold war Bond will be back as the franchise continues forward.
Can't wait!
** 1/2 Rentable
Rated PG-13 (for language, violence and sexual content)
Welcome back Bond. Although this story is weak and the plot line muddled up a bit in unwarranted sentimentality, this film has most certainly presented itself as a gateway to the old 007 formula. The movie as a whole, however is so so and the length is questionable, nevertheless there are several moments that are great fun and remind us all why we flock to the theatre each November.
Much homage is paid to the old films throughout this one so keep your eyes pealed. It seems as though the antiquated cold war Bond will be back as the franchise continues forward.
Can't wait!
** 1/2 Rentable
Rated PG-13 (for language, violence and sexual content)
Friday, November 9, 2012
Wreck-It Ralph
A video game villain feels ostracized by the other characters in his game. In an attempt to win their friendship he abandons his post to prove his worth. In doing so he meets a "glitch" in a neighboring game and finds out what real hero's are made of.
This isn't quite up to Pixar standards in terms of story development but it is very clever. The setting will appeal most to those familiar with the video games of the late '80's and early '90's. The humor is oddly crude for a Disney movie, perhaps aimed at the tweens more so than young children, but then the little ones may be distracted enough by the bright colors and loud noises that they won't care.
Cute, but forgettable.
** 1/2 Rentable
Rated PG (for some rude humor)
This isn't quite up to Pixar standards in terms of story development but it is very clever. The setting will appeal most to those familiar with the video games of the late '80's and early '90's. The humor is oddly crude for a Disney movie, perhaps aimed at the tweens more so than young children, but then the little ones may be distracted enough by the bright colors and loud noises that they won't care.
Cute, but forgettable.
** 1/2 Rentable
Rated PG (for some rude humor)
Seven Psychopaths
A screenwriter struggling to get his story onto paper is inspired by newspaper snippets and stories about crazy people. While his own world begins to collapse he gets caught up in the psychotic world of his best friend.
This is an extremely odd and gratuitously violent dark comedy. In its own attempt to be innovative and complex it becomes predictable and routine.
It's somewhat disturbing and not in a thought provoking way.
*1/2 Rentable
Rated R (for violence, gruesome images, some nudity and excessive language)
This is an extremely odd and gratuitously violent dark comedy. In its own attempt to be innovative and complex it becomes predictable and routine.
It's somewhat disturbing and not in a thought provoking way.
*1/2 Rentable
Rated R (for violence, gruesome images, some nudity and excessive language)
Argo
A CIA agent turns to Hollywood to help him go undercover as a film producer in a hopeless attempt to help six Americans escape from Iran.
Based on a true story, this is easily one of the best movies of the year. Set in the late '70's, the casting was great and the screenplay was spectacular.
The subtle humor that the characters bring to the film eases the tension while still creating a sense of realism.
The fact that this actually happened makes the story all the more unbelievable. Ben Affleck stars in and directs this film in such a way that regardless of the fact that you may already know the outcome you are still on the edge of you seat. Very well done.
**** Oscar Worthy
Rated R (for language)
Based on a true story, this is easily one of the best movies of the year. Set in the late '70's, the casting was great and the screenplay was spectacular.
The subtle humor that the characters bring to the film eases the tension while still creating a sense of realism.
The fact that this actually happened makes the story all the more unbelievable. Ben Affleck stars in and directs this film in such a way that regardless of the fact that you may already know the outcome you are still on the edge of you seat. Very well done.
**** Oscar Worthy
Rated R (for language)
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