Friday, August 19, 2022

Bullet Train

 




Ladybug is an unlucky assassin who decides to try and do his "nine-to-five" peacefully after one too many jobs has gone amiss...

This was interesting. It had clever dialogue and an engaging premise however the over the top Kill Bill (2003)-esque violence was quixotic. In fact, it distracted from the other promising elements and performances and made it forgettable.

** Rentable

Rated R (for pervasive language, gratuitous violence and brief sexuality)

Monday, August 15, 2022

Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor takes on his greatest mission ever...the quest for inner peace. 


Funny...but not even close to as entertaining as Thor:Ragnarok (2017) or even the original Thor (2011) but still leaps and bounds better than Thor: The Dark World (2013).

This episode isn't in the Marvel worlds top 5...but not in the bottom 5 either. 


**3/4 - Must See for the Marvel devotees; otherwise rentable

Rated PG-13(language, intense action and violence and partial nudity)
 

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Young Gru attempts to join a band of super villains' after they have ousted their leader...


This was ok. It wasn't nearly as clever or unique as the original or even the other sequels but it was fun.


** Rentable

Rate PG (for action and rude humor) 

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Jurassic World: Dominion


 







It's true - creativity in the Jurassic World is extinct. 

I went in with extremely low expectations and still found myself in awe of my own disappointment. This has lost all sense of wonder and feels more like a Fast and the Furious 9  meets Godzilla type movie. 


** If you must, rentable

Rated PG-13 (for violence and peril and some language)

Monday, June 6, 2022

Top Gun: Maverick

 

It's been 30 years and Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is back in the saddle...

Admittedly I missed the Top Gun (1986) craze. The first time I saw the original movie was while in grad school and there was some confusion on my part as to what all the fuss was about....

That being said, the much awaited sequel follows the original script almost to the second. The exact same plot points are hit along the way, if you watched them side by side, it is possible that they would be synced up perfectly. The surprise here, is that this version is actually better. The plot is stronger, the apogee has greater urgency, and it is more fun in general. Its' copy cat like screenplay pays homage to the original while developing the storyline into something believable. 

*** Must See (for all you Ray-Ban sporting/bomber jacket-eers) 

Rated PG-13 (for adult situations, action and language) 

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Downton Abbey: A New Era


Several members of the Crawley family head to the South of France to inquire about a villa that the Dowager Countess has newly inherited. While the Dowager Countess herself, the staff and Lady Mary remain at Downton hosting a film crew that is making a new "talking" picture.

For fans of the show this is exactly what you would expect from a Downton Abbey sequel. Silly humor, satisfying nostalgia, and sweet sentimentality all wrapped up into two hours and five minutes. 

**** Must See for Downton disciples 

Rated PG (for mature themes)

Monday, May 16, 2022

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


With his career and personal life declining and close to financial ruin, actor Nick Cage, with much trepidation, accepts an offer to attend a wealthy fan's birthday party. 

Completely and unexpectedly entertaining. This tongue in cheek take on Hollywood makes so much fun of itself that you can't help but laugh and enjoy the ride. Nicolas Cage is absolutely brilliant and the references to his past films are just as fabulous. 

*** Must See

Rated R (for language, sexual references, drug use, and violence)


Monday, May 9, 2022

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

 

Dr. Stephen Strange opened a portal to the multiverse, (see Spider-Man: No Way Home) and as such has created a threat that he may not be equipped to handle. 

This was an underwhelming continuation of WandaVision, with several Marvel cameo's. There is really nothing new here. Just another after credit scene that leads to... more Marvel? 

An extremely long vignette, that boarders on the line of horror film is overall seemingly forgettable.

*1/2 Meh

Rated PG-13 (for language, violence, moderate horror and gore)


Thursday, April 7, 2022

The Lost City

 

A romance novelist finds herself with writers block after the death of her husband. Unenthusiastic about her upcoming book tour, she is kidnapped by an eccentric business man hoping to use her knowledge to find a long lost treasure. 

Although it has some modern twists this is a tongue in cheek remake of Romancing the Stone(1984). In fact there are several duplicate scenes for those familiar with the earlier movie. Not as unique or as clever as the original, nevertheless it definitely has some laughs. 

**1/2 Rentable

Rated PG-13(for violence, language, some suggestive material, and partial nudity)

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Uncharted

 

Treasure hunters set out to recover a 500 year old fortune hid by Magellan. 

This is kind of like National Treasure meets Goonies - however not quite as complex or endearing.

** Rentable

Rated PG-13 (language and violence)

Friday, February 18, 2022

The 355

 



A CIA operative joins forces with rival agents when a mission goes awry and a weapon ends up in the hands of mercenaries.

A fun female twist on the James Bond/Mission Impossible genre. 

*** Must See

Rated PG-13 (for language, violence and some sexual content)

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Nightmare Alley

 

A drifter finds himself working at a traveling carnival. He quickly picks up on the trade of being a "medium" and leaves the harsh road life of the carnival to go on to bigger and wealthier scores.

Very dark and slowly paced. This is a creepy look at the brutal world of the "carny" in the late 30's/early 40's.  Despite it's bizarre storyline it has great performances, particularly from Cate Blanchett. 

**1/2 Rentable

Rated R (for language, violence and sexual content)

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Marry Me

 








A pop superstar is scheduled to get married right after performing her new hit song "Marry Me" - moments before she is to go on she discovers that her fiancé has been cheating on her. In a moment of meltdown she picks a stranger from the crowd and marries him instead. 

For you romcom lovers out there, this is predictable, cheesy, corny and as far fetched as they come. You will love it. For the rest of us. Meh.

** Rentable

Rated PG-13 (for language, crude humor and sexual situations) 

Death on the Nile

 

Based on the Agatha Christie novel (1937) and a remake of the 1978 movie of the same title. This movie follows detective Hercule Poirot's vacation aboard an Egyptian steam boat with a newly married couple and entourage celebrating their honeymoon.

Very fun murder mystery film, and a excellent remake, if you haven't read the book or seen the original - see if you can figure it out!

***1/2 Must See

Rated PG-13 (for violence and sexual situations)

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Licorice Pizza


 










A coming of age story that has so much potential but never really hits the mark. 

Extremely lengthy and all over the place, the pacing is uncomfortably slow, almost as if you're reading a novel. Still it has very funny and awkwardly humorous teenage angst throughout the nostalgic 70's setting. 

** Rentable

Rated R (for language, sexual content and some drug use)

American Underdog









The Kurt Warner story is an uplifting feel good movie that had a grandiose story on a grade school budget. 

A fun story that somehow seems contained if not limited by the production design. 

**1/2 Rentable

Rated PG (for mild language)