Friday, December 20, 2013

2013 -- take 2?

OK so 2013 wasn't exactly my best year for posting reviews. I don't even know what happened, I know I saw lot's of movies. Tons in fact. Nevertheless despite my best efforts I just never found the time to post the reviews, and now I am so far behind I don't know that I could ever catch up.  It is beyond pitiful on my part and I am sorry. So let's just call it a bust and start a new... MOVIE REVIEWS: Take 2(014)!

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Summer Movie Madness

I am shamed. I haven't posted a review for waaaay too long.  So let's quickly get caught up on the most wonderful time of the year; summer blockbuster season:

(ratings out of ****)

Jurassic Park 3D: ****. Okay, it's from back in April, but I had to throw it on here.  It was so, so cool to see my favorite movie of all-time in IMAX 3D.  I was 12 years old again and loved every minute of it.  Amazingly enough the special effects have barely aged and still look amazing.

The Croods: **. Looks beautiful, great character and set design, awesome animation, but not much to get excited about here.  Needed a little more charm.  Wait for Red Box.

Iron Man 3: ***.  Better than part 2, not as good as the original.  Very entertaining with fun performances.

Fast & Furious 6: *1/2. Dumb, over the top, totally unrealistic action sequences and slightly entertaining.  I laughed out loud during three separate scenes that are not intended to be comedic.

Star Trek Into Darkness: ****.  Best movie of the summer.  Everything about it is top notch.  My wife even shed a tear...a tear! In a Star Trek movie!  Well done, Mr. Abrams.  You give us hope for Star Wars Episode 7...don't mess it up.

Man of Steel: **1/2. The trailers had me, the movie kind of lost me.  Fun action and amazing visual effects, but I feel they swung and missed on this one.  The last 45 minutes are all fighting and city destroying.  I can't imagine what the death toll and costs in damage would be if it really happened.

World War Z: ***. Very intense and entertaining.  Also very dark, maybe could have used an extra laugh or two to lighten things up...although that may not have fit the movie.  Thoroughly enjoyed it and a solid performance by Brad Pitt.

Monsters University:  ****.  Very funny with plenty of heart and visually stunning.  What we expect from Pixar.

The Lone Ranger: **.  Not sure it quite deserves the pounding it's taken from critics.  Fine performances from Armie Hammer as the Lone Ranger and Johnny Depp as Tonto (although it's a little Jack Sparrow-ish and isn't the hit it out of the ball park performance that Sparrow was).  It's entertaining but overall struggles to find an identity, is somewhat jumbled up as far as the edit and is 35 minutes too long.  I did enjoy the use of the William Tell overture when it finally showed up.

Despicable Me 2: **1/2:  The minions are hilarious and I kind of enjoy the Looney Tunes style comedy, to a certain degree.  Apart from that it's nothing too spectacular.

Pacific Rim: ***1/2.  Mix 20 cups of a well done Godzilla with 20 cups of Transformers and a cup or two of Top Gun and you have the hugely (pun intended) entertaining Pacific Rim. I'm a King Kong, Godzilla, giant monster fan, so this was right up my alley.  The special effects are some of the best ever to be seen on screen (although most the FX come at night and in the rain or water, which makes sense since that is cheaper and "easier" but I wanted to see a little more day-light/no-rain shots of the giant monsters and robots).  This movie will make you feel like a kid again.  My jaw literally was hanging open at one point as the giant beasts and robots fought each other.  There's enough heart with the human characters for what this movie is.  After seeing it I can't tell you any of the characters names besides the main giant robot, Gypsie Danger, but I was definitely entertained.  PS, I highly recommend IMAX for this movie, it's meant to be seen as big as possible.

Turbo: ***.  Funny and entertaining with plenty of heart.  Think a lesser Ratatouille with snails instead of rats and racing instead of cooking.

What's left of the summer? Elysium? The Wolverine?  See you at the movies.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Pitiful

I am so behind in reviews:





LIFE OF PI - ****

Entertaining, great special effects, cool cinematography, fun story, very well done.











LES MISERABLES - ****

Musically not as good as the play, but the story is much more detailed like the book.












ANNA KARENINA - **1/2


Amazing cinematography and spectacular costumes and set design. The story is weak. 











HYDE PARK ON HUDSON - ****

Fabulous, I loved it. The performances are spectacular and the story is simple and cute. Must See












DJANGO UNCHAINED - ****

One of Tarantino's best. Extremely well written and not obnoxiously violent until Dicaprio shows up.












THIS IS 40 - **

This is stupid.














THE IMPOSSIBLE - ****

Absolutely astounding. Great performances and a story that you will be thinking about for weeks after you see it.











ZERO DARK THIRTY - ***


Overrated. Great performances but the end is a huge let down, drawing out what should have been four minutes of real time into thirty minutes of tired drama.










A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD - *

Talk about a waste of time. This is quite possibly the worst movie I have seen all year, and that includes some of the rubbish I saw at Sundance. So ridiculously dumb.











OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL - **

This was creative and clever, albeit predictable, but James Franco... not a good pick. He is stiffly awkward and uncomfortable to watch.












SIDE EFFECTS - **1/2

This was a tad creepy and easy to predict.










Pitiful, I know.... I still have 34 Sundance reviews to post.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Movie Marathon 2013!

Happy New Year!

Once again it is that time of year. A time when an event comes upon us that only the most fit can endure. The annual movie marathon. Yes folks, here we go again!

This year promises to be most entertaining as here is the schedule of movies:


Les Miserables
Anna Karenina
Hyde Park on Hudson
Django
This is 40
The Impossible
Zero Dark Thirty

Reviews will be posted shortly!