Fifty Shades Freed

The third and final installment of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.

So I didn’t read these books, I did however see all three movies and based on the movies alone I can only assume that the only reason to read said books were for the gratuitously detailed sexcapades. The “story” is so poorly presented on screen; one can only imagine there wasn’t much of one on the page to begin with.  It is so pathetically predictable, trite, banal, clichéd, prosaic, rushed, and overall thrown together – it is like watching a soap opera – and I feel somewhat guilty insinuating that soap operas are this bad. 

*½  – Not-a-Chance (the soundtracks to all three movies however are fantastic)

Rated R (for violence, language, nudity and of course sex – lots and lots of sadistic sex)