Wednesday, September 14, 2016

"Ketchup"


Ketchup….it goes with everything and enhances the eating experience, and can make leftovers taste anew. So here’s my attempt at playing “ketchup”

 
Maggie’ Plan

Maggie falls for John, a married man. Their elicit relationship becomes even more complicated when they have a baby and move in together.  After a while, however, Maggie realizes that perhaps this isn’t the perfect happily ever after she had imagined and plots to get John back together with his wife, Georgette. 

** ½  Rentable
Rated R (for language and sexuality)

 

 
Love & Friendship

In 18th century England, a widowed Lady attempts to solve her financial dilemmas by marrying off her young daughter to a wealthy husband.  Her schemes are complicated by her daughters’ lack of interest and a possible blossoming romance with a financially unworthy suitor.

** ½ Rentable
Rated PG (for thematic elements)

 

 
Life Animated

A documentary about how a young autistic boy learns to speak and communicate with the world around him by repeatedly watching and then regurgitating dialogue from Disney animated movies.

**** Oscar Worthy
Rated PG (for thematic elements)

 

 
The Shallows

A young surfer travels to a secret beach to spend the day on the waves.  While paddling out she is attacked by a great white shark.  She manages to make it to a small embankment away from the shoreline. Alone and wounded, she attempts to survive and get ashore.

*** Must See
Rated PG-13 (for violence and language)

 
 
 
Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates

Hard-partying brothers Mike and Dave place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister’s Hawaiian wedding.

* ½ Not-a-chance
Rated R (for crude sexual content, language, drug use and graphic nudity)

 

 
 
Central Intelligence

Calvin, an underwhelmed accountant is surprised to run into an old high-school classmate named Bob. The once overweight and bullied Bob is now a CIA agent and looking for help on a case from his long lost friend.

** ½ Rentable
Rated PG-13 (for violence, language, crude humor and brief nudity)

 

 
Ghostbusters (2016)

This 30 year old familiar story gets a facelift and a sex change as we once again follow 3 scientists and one subway attendant as they battle a slew of ghosts haunting New York City.

** ½ Rentable
Rated PG-13 (for violence and crude humor)

 

 
 
 
Bad Moms

When life has finally pushed them to their limits, three overstressed, overworked, and severely underappreciated moms decide to ditch their conventional ways for a jolt of fun and self-indulgence. However their new found freedom causes a clash with the local PTA powers that are dedicated to being “perfect”.

** ½ Rentable
Rated R (for graphic nudity, sexual material, language and drug and alcohol content)

  

Pete’s Dragon

After a tragic accident, a young boy finds himself lost and alone in the forest in the Pacific Northwest.  He is found and taken care of by the unlikeliest of caregivers, a dragon, named Elliot.  Years later, he is found by a forest ranger that takes him in but her attempts are complicated by a man that wants to hunt down the legendary dragon.

** Rentable
Rated PG (for peril and danger)

 

 
 
Suicide Squad

A team of incarcerated criminals are recruited by the government for their “anti-hero” skills to complete a dangerous mission in exchange for reduced sentences.

*** Must See
Rated PG-13 (for disturbing behavior, violence, suggestive content, and language)

 

 
Sausage Party

The inventory at a supermarket dreams of their post-checkout afterlife.  When a few items learn of the horror that awaits them when humans bring them home they try desperately to escape their edible fate.

** Rentable
Rated R (for language, drug use and STRONG crude sexual content)

 


Florence Foster Jenkins

Heiress Florence Foster Jenkins loves music, it is her life and while she does everything she can to support the performing arts in 1940’s New York, she wants to do more.  With the help and encouragement of her husband and a talented musician she arranges to perform in the one and only Carnegie Hall. There is only one problem…she can’t sing.

*** ½ MUST SEE!
Rated PG-13 (for suggestive situations)

 

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