Friday, August 19, 2022

Bullet Train

 




Ladybug is an unlucky assassin who decides to try and do his "nine-to-five" peacefully after one too many jobs has gone amiss...

This was interesting. It had clever dialogue and an engaging premise however the over the top Kill Bill (2003)-esque violence was quixotic. In fact, it distracted from the other promising elements and performances and made it forgettable.

** Rentable

Rated R (for pervasive language, gratuitous violence and brief sexuality)

Monday, August 15, 2022

Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor takes on his greatest mission ever...the quest for inner peace. 


Funny...but not even close to as entertaining as Thor:Ragnarok (2017) or even the original Thor (2011) but still leaps and bounds better than Thor: The Dark World (2013).

This episode isn't in the Marvel worlds top 5...but not in the bottom 5 either. 


**3/4 - Must See for the Marvel devotees; otherwise rentable

Rated PG-13(language, intense action and violence and partial nudity)
 

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Young Gru attempts to join a band of super villains' after they have ousted their leader...


This was ok. It wasn't nearly as clever or unique as the original or even the other sequels but it was fun.


** Rentable

Rate PG (for action and rude humor) 

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Jurassic World: Dominion


 







It's true - creativity in the Jurassic World is extinct. 

I went in with extremely low expectations and still found myself in awe of my own disappointment. This has lost all sense of wonder and feels more like a Fast and the Furious 9  meets Godzilla type movie. 


** If you must, rentable

Rated PG-13 (for violence and peril and some language)

Monday, June 6, 2022

Top Gun: Maverick

 

It's been 30 years and Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is back in the saddle...

Admittedly I missed the Top Gun (1986) craze. The first time I saw the original movie was while in grad school and there was some confusion on my part as to what all the fuss was about....

That being said, the much awaited sequel follows the original script almost to the second. The exact same plot points are hit along the way, if you watched them side by side, it is possible that they would be synced up perfectly. The surprise here, is that this version is actually better. The plot is stronger, the apogee has greater urgency, and it is more fun in general. Its' copy cat like screenplay pays homage to the original while developing the storyline into something believable. 

*** Must See (for all you Ray-Ban sporting/bomber jacket-eers) 

Rated PG-13 (for adult situations, action and language) 

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Downton Abbey: A New Era


Several members of the Crawley family head to the South of France to inquire about a villa that the Dowager Countess has newly inherited. While the Dowager Countess herself, the staff and Lady Mary remain at Downton hosting a film crew that is making a new "talking" picture.

For fans of the show this is exactly what you would expect from a Downton Abbey sequel. Silly humor, satisfying nostalgia, and sweet sentimentality all wrapped up into two hours and five minutes. 

**** Must See for Downton disciples 

Rated PG (for mature themes)

Monday, May 16, 2022

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


With his career and personal life declining and close to financial ruin, actor Nick Cage, with much trepidation, accepts an offer to attend a wealthy fan's birthday party. 

Completely and unexpectedly entertaining. This tongue in cheek take on Hollywood makes so much fun of itself that you can't help but laugh and enjoy the ride. Nicolas Cage is absolutely brilliant and the references to his past films are just as fabulous. 

*** Must See

Rated R (for language, sexual references, drug use, and violence)


Monday, May 9, 2022

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

 

Dr. Stephen Strange opened a portal to the multiverse, (see Spider-Man: No Way Home) and as such has created a threat that he may not be equipped to handle. 

This was an underwhelming continuation of WandaVision, with several Marvel cameo's. There is really nothing new here. Just another after credit scene that leads to... more Marvel? 

An extremely long vignette, that boarders on the line of horror film is overall seemingly forgettable.

*1/2 Meh

Rated PG-13 (for language, violence, moderate horror and gore)


Thursday, April 7, 2022

The Lost City

 

A romance novelist finds herself with writers block after the death of her husband. Unenthusiastic about her upcoming book tour, she is kidnapped by an eccentric business man hoping to use her knowledge to find a long lost treasure. 

Although it has some modern twists this is a tongue in cheek remake of Romancing the Stone(1984). In fact there are several duplicate scenes for those familiar with the earlier movie. Not as unique or as clever as the original, nevertheless it definitely has some laughs. 

**1/2 Rentable

Rated PG-13(for violence, language, some suggestive material, and partial nudity)

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Uncharted

 

Treasure hunters set out to recover a 500 year old fortune hid by Magellan. 

This is kind of like National Treasure meets Goonies - however not quite as complex or endearing.

** Rentable

Rated PG-13 (language and violence)